Recipes

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Cocktail Recipes

Detective's Delight

- one Yakult bottle
- one part Cognac
rating: first original cocktail I ever made,
based on the TV show Baantjer. I don't
recommend making this cocktail as it doesn't
taste good.

Evil Milk

- one part Disaronno Velvet
- three parts vodka
rating: this is just disaronno velvet except
it's harder to drink. I see no reason to make this
except that it kind of looks like milk so I guess that
could be funny, I don't know.

Nice Milk

- half glass Disaronno Velvet
- half glass Liquor 43 or generic replica
rating: 'Evil Milk's redemption arc. This
tastes really nice. It's just almond cream and
vanilla so I don't really know what I was expecting.

Dessert Recipes

No-Bake Chocolate Cake Thing

- two eggs (optional)
- 250g butter
- 200g sugar
- 50g cocoa
- 300g tea biscuits
- cake tin to put it in

how to make: crumble up biscuits into pieces
that are around the size of your fingernail. melt
butter in a pan and mix together with sugar,
cocoa and eggs. mix the broken biscuits into
the cocoa mixture. combine into a cake tin,
cover with foil and let cool in the fridge
for around four hours.
rating: extremely delicious. you should
make this immediately. don't put the eggs in
if this is going to be eaten by a sick,
elderly or pregnant person.

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