★☆Old Dreams (Pre-2021)★☆
these dreams are from before I started logging my dreams on the website.
some of these were sent in messages to friends, and some were from my
old dream diary....on the vent app. Yes, I know. Yes, I regret it too.
15-09-2017
I came back to school after a school trip that took several days. My mom and dad were there to pick me up, on bikes, and they brought my bike too. My mom was just my mom, but my dad was Hannibal Lecter. He was in a really good mood, which was rare for him, and he swooped me into a big hug and handed me my bike. The three of us biked home, and while we did I began to feel as if this was too good to be true. We were riding our bikes through a park when Hannibal started getting mad, picking fights with my mom, and eventually he got so annoyed he biked off without us, and I went after him. It became fuzzy after this, but eventually he tried to kill and eat me at some point.
29-10-2017
I was in Germany with my mom and grandma. We were at a cafe, sitting outside. It was really cold, and I had a blanket around me but it didn't really help against the cold. Shivering, I made my way to my grandma, who was standing in a field of grass in front of the cafe. I told her I was cold, and she decided to pitch our tent for camping prematurely, in the middle of the city, on this random field. She pitched the tent and I went inside. There were already sleeping bags in there and the inside walls had pictures taped to them. They were pictures of us, and of other family members. My grandma came in, too, and I told her I liked the pictures, and that it was a nice sentiment. She started laughing, and started turning the pictures around. On the other side of every picture was an oldtimey pro-communism poster, and some of them were straight up drawings of hammer and sickles. The family photos were only up there as a way to hide the communism pictures.
12-11-2017
I was Father Brown, from the BBC series Father Brown. I was with Sid Carter and Lady Felicia, in someone's house. The person who owned the house wanted me to exorcise a ghost that haunted it. There were three ghosts, one of an adult woman, one of a little girl, and the third was unknown, and it was possessing the head of a mannequin, glued on top of a metal lunch box shaped like a ladybug, walking on four thin, long, metal legs. All ghosts had fixed patterns in which they moved around the house. The ladybug one, for example, walked up and down the stairs once every ten minutes. I managed to exorcise the adult ghost, and went to the cemetery to bring her bones there. Then, I went back to the house. My grandma was there (as in, my real life grandma), and she suggested that since I'd managed to exorcise one of the ghosts, I might as well try the others too, starting with the ladybug one. I tried several times, but failed every time, leading my Grandma to become increasingly annoyed at me.
04-12-2017
I was walking home with a neighbor (who doesn't exist in real life). We were talking about that it surprised us that the show Supernatural was still getting new seasons. The neighbor explained that Supernatural was a French TV show, and French TV usually didn't make a lot of money overseas, and because Supernatural did, they kept it running.
14-01-2018
I was forced to go on a school trip to a scientist's house, because within his house was a man who was called a 'Wonder of Science'. He was called that because no scale could register him, and nobody knew how much he weighed.
15-01-2018
I was visiting my friend in America and we were in a mall food court. We wanted to get ice cream, and one of the ice cream specials was 'Salted Ice'. If you bought it, you'd just get regular ice cream, as well as a sandwich with meat on it, and the sandwich was the 'salted' part. The atmosphere in this store was wrong, somehow, like something bad was going to happen.
We got a free off-brand gameboy from a supermarket. I got bad feelings from it and smashed it, revealing a tracking device within. My friend and I ran towards a big hotel because we'd feel safer there, but in front of the hotel, in the street, there was an airplane taxi-ing, about to take off. The team from Torchwood (the tv show) was in there, except Ianto, because they left him behind. As the plane flew off I suddenly didn't see my friend anywhere anymore. I knew the people the tracking device belonged to were searching for me, so I begged Ianto to drive me to where the plane was going. He did, and then it was revealed that I had just been watching an episode of Torchwood on Netflix all along. I was confused, because Torchwood wasn't on Netflix where I lived.
16-01-2018
The new Hot Meme was a picture of the back of an old guy's head. It was called 'Nice Donald', and people referenced it every time they played video games. There was text at the top saying 'Nice Donald', and there wasn't any bottom text.
29-01-2018
I was going to Germany to buy donuts for myself, so I went into a Dunkin Donuts to buy some. I was the only person in the store other than the person behind the counter. I ordered three donuts, one with filling and two with sprinkles. I told the guy my order and he wrote it down so he wouldn't forget. Then, as he was reading from the paper and grabbing my donuts he suddenly started laughing. I asked what was up and he said that he'd accidentally written down a dagger (as in a small sword) as one of my orders. He kept laughing. I told him 'I don't need a dagger, thanks,' which made him laugh even harder. I took the subway back home.
06-02-2018
I was lost in a giant maze-like hospital with my classmates. Our objective was to bring a full bowl of crisps from one side of the building to the other unscathed. A hacker hacked my phone so I couldn't call for help. The hacker was, apparently, a Homestuck character.
05-03-2018
I was playing as Reinhardt in Overwatch, and I was really bad at it. I got an achievement called 'Take one for the Team', which unlocked if you died five times in a row without dealing any damage.
31-03-2018
My grandma's house had a third floor which was kind of like an attic. She went up there to grab some old things she no longer used, so she could donate them to charity or throw them away, depending on their quality. I had forgotten this attic existed, and when I told my grandma she laughed and said 'I often have the same problem.'
I went up to the attic, and the first thing I noticed was that there were no lamps. I had to use my phone's flashlight instead. In the first room I entered there were two matresses with blankets on them that had obviously recently been slept on. There was a lot of rubble on the floor, pieces of the walls and ceiling, little bits of rocks, et cetera. There were two doors but both of them gave me a bad feeling so I didn't go through them.
Suddenly, because I'd stopped moving, I heard a gentle pulsing from behind one of the doors. It scared me, and I accidentally lifted my flashlight to the ceiling. The ceiling was crawling with so many spiders you could barely see what colour it was.
05-05-2018
I was urban exploring with my aunt. We found an old theme park by the waterside, that used to be a Peewee's Playhouse licensed theme park. It had a bunch of little stores and restaurants, which were abandoned as well. At one end, a few houses had been demolished, but on the other side a few restaurants were still open. My aunt and I went into one of them and I got lost trying to find the bathroom.
26-06-2018
I moved to San Francisco and wrote letters to a man named Zeitgeist, detailing my stay there.
30-06-2018
I was homeless living in a city in America. My grandma had to get a job in a laundromat to save up money so we could buy a house. I had to become a farmer.
30-07-2018
My friends were throwing a party for me. (They were, in reality, the cast of Peep Show, but in my dream they were just some people I knew.) They rented out an abandoned train station for me to explore, but they had to run a daycare at the same time, and none of the children at the daycare had any parents.
I went to explore, and one of the friends (Matt King) got me a beer. Everyone was really sad about something, though, so everyone was a bit too bummed out to enjoy themselves. One of the children in the daycare thought I was her mom and tried to follow me home.
13-06-2020
There was a famous poem called 'The World is in Balance'. During a politically charged moment in time (I think it was during a war), a group of people wrote a parody or edited version of the poem, called 'The World was Never in Balance'. The edited version of the poem came with a painting of a grey/blue road underneath it.
23-06-2020
I could fast travel like in video games in real life, but I consistently only used it to make train rides slightly shorter.
25-06-2020
I was on some game show with the members of the band Doe Maar. Henny Vrienten and I were paired together to make drawings of a specific room with specific people in it, based on some guidelines we received. He was surprisingly good at drawing. The other members were also there, but they weren't part of the drawing challenge. This all took place in the 1980s.
06-07-2020
I was with a bunch of people I knew online from a roleplay server on Discord. We were in a large place where a bunch of movies and TV shows were recorded. We were there all day getting shown around all the separate sets and learning about the process of creating shows. We were on our way to the tour bus that took us there, and we had to walk past a bunch of actors' trailers. One of the trailers belonged to Noel Fielding. His trailer was bright pink with painted-on giant lipstick kiss marks in red. One specific girl told me to go knock on his door but I didn't want to disrupt his privacy.
some people had to go to the bathroom, and I was kind of chosen like their leader to lead them to the bathroom, even though I had no idea where it was. We ended up at someone's trailer (no idea whose) and there were these two girls there looking out of the window. We asked if we could use the bathroom there, and they first said no, and eventually relented, on the condition that one of us would take a topless photo of ourselves and give it to them. A girl who was with us said that she'd take a photo of her back, topless, because technically the girls didn't specify it needed to be a picture of her front. So we took the photo, and the girls let us in. Inside the trailer was a KFC, with one guy who was working there, who seemed very annoyed that we were in there.
We walked towards the bathrooms, which were accessed through an underground tunnel, and while walking through the tunnel I was having a conversation with two of my friends. I told them that I wanted to join the Billy Joel subreddit, but was too afraid to because I was scared that the members of the subreddit would make fun of me. While people were using the bathrooms, I stayed outside the door, when a man came up to me, trying to sell me insurance. I started running through the tunnels to avoid him, and I got lost.
12-07-2020
I was with several friends from school. We were going to a restaurant/resort by the sea that was famous for its seafood dishes. It was technically on an island, but the island was so close to shore that you could walk to it and you'd only be up to your knees in water. Inside was a huge open space with hundreds of tables to sit and have food at. A video game company sponsored this place so once in a while the name of the company would be shouted out over the loudspeakers.
Eventually, everyone staying at the hotel got to go on an excursion to a specific street that was famous for being really narrow (too narrow for a car to get through it) and being full of a lot of little shops. When we got there, I realized I recognized it because I had seen it on Reddit, where someone had posted about it on r/MildlyInteresting because there were two separate franchises of the same chain store right next to each other. I strayed from the tour group a bit and realized that this street was only a few blocks away from my grandma's house. I felt really stupid about never having noticed it even though I'd been in the neighborhood many times.
18-07-2020
I had to interview the Beatles. They were the ages they would've been in the early 1960s. They were in my room at my grandma's house, and only one of them would speak to me, and he was really rude. I don't know which one of them it was.
23-07-2020
I had to hide from the police with my mom, so we stayed at a nearby hotel instead of going back to our house because the police would obviously look for us at our house. There was a place nearby where you could rent DVDs. When we went to do so, we encountered a middle aged man with long, unkempt hair and a long beard. His clothing was ragged. He explained that he had lived since the beginning of time. He said he had committed many, many atrocities during that time and had only relatively recently decided to become a good person. We wanted to help him be a good person, so we adopted him into our little group of people running from the police.
25-07-2020
I was in college, and I was dating my History professor. I was an ambulatory wheelchair user. After one of his classes, I came up to him and asked him to teach me how to kiss. He agreed, and we kissed in front of a random old man who also worked at the university. On my way home, I saw this old man as well as some other people I didn't know, standing on an empty bit of ground without moving. There was a woman there, and she suddenly started following me at a quite fast speed, able to keep up with me even though I was riding a bicycle. I started moving quicker, so much so that a nearby police car started following me. I eventually hid on a square with a bunch of outside seating, but they found me. They were just about to ask me some questions when something distracted them. My aunt was there, and she quickly helped me find a better hiding spot. There was also a girl who lived in that neighborhood and helped me hide as well.
Some time later, I was with my grandma, and we were on our way to have dinner at a fancy restaurant we were invited to. Those same cops from earlier drove by, and I hid behind my grandma, but they didn't even notice me. We arrived at the building and went in. There, there were a few tables and chairs, and one woman, standing at a desk in the middle of the room, preparing pieces of eel for everyone to eat. The woman making the food was the wife of my history professor boyfriend, and I instantly felt uncomfortable because I hadn't known he had a wife. I looked around for my mom so I could sit with her, but I couldn't find her.
31-07-2020
My mom and I were being chased through a building by a man dressed like Michael Myers. Someone (not either of us) called the police and they swooped in and helped us escape. They made us go stay at a faraway resort for the time being so that our safety was ensured, as they hadn't caught the man yet. We went to a wellness resort that currently had a big Youtube convention going on. As we arrived, we watched Tyler Oakley fail so badly at riding a bike that he fell over and slipped right under a parked car, bike and all.
Later in the dream, I watched a Drew Gooden video where Drew spent about twenty minutes just making fun of Tyler Oakley for falling off his bike.
29-08-2020
Marlboro had produced a new kind of drug that was a liquid kept in tiny glass bottles (think ink bottles) that were themed after Marlboro cigarette packets. You took it by putting the opening (which was small) against your nose and inhaling. Apparently when you bought it sometimes they’d give you a rare packaging variant and people collected those. The rarest type was black and after that pink, there were green and stuff too but people didn’t collect those. The regular packaging was red.
My mom and I bought a ten pack to try it out for some reason and I tried it and the effects were basically that it made you see double, it made you dizzy, it made you sleepy, made your mouth dry, and it made you think very clearly but your body a LOT more sluggish. I got three rare packages in the ten pack, one black and two pink, which I immediately fully used so I could put them aside for collection purposes. Then, my grandma came in and I had to pretend that I was sober.
11-09-2020
I was on a school trip that was also a kind of reality TV show, and every week a few students would be voted off. I knew my classmates in the dream, though I've never met any of these people in real life. At one point there was a dance party, and me and a group of uncool/bullied girls danced together. We danced out of sync with the music and had a lot of fun together.
17-09-2020
I was at a theme park with my aunt, and we kept riding the same roller coaster over and over. It was pretty boring, because only the beginning of the track was actually fast, and the rest of the ride was slow, flat and boring. After a while we went to get mocha ice cream, and my aunt got nauseous from eating it, so she left the theme park. Luckily, a girl I knew from school was there, and me and the girl went back to riding the same damn roller coaster again.
19-09-2020
It was evening and I was biking to the pool, when my old elementary school teacher called me. He requested that I pick up his prescription medicine for him from the drug store, and in return he’d give me some magazines to cut pictures out of and make collages with. So I figured I’d do that after I’d gone to the pool, even though it was already evening. There was a big slide in the pool so I went down it, and there were two separate pools at this pool and I was in a small one where you were allowed to play, while the other was strictly for exercising. I tried to get to the other one but a lifeguard kept starting conversations with me, subtly steering me away from the exercise pool. It started getting really dark out so I went to dry off and put my clothes on and two old classmates were with me, almost begging me to go home with them and have a sleepover, but it felt like something bad would happen if I did that so instead I started biking towards the drug store. They briefly followed me but eventually gave up.
24-09-2020
My mom was at a lakehouse with me that we apparently owned. It was wonderful and very quiet, just me and her, and no other houses around the lake. I could go swimming every morning, she got to work on her hobbies, it was just really nice. But then I had to go back to my home town because I had to go to work, I think.
My mom was still at the lakehouse, and I was living with my grandma for the time being. While there, I at one point got invited to go on vacation to a city in China with some ex-classmates. I got there, and we almost immediately split up so they could go party while I went on long walks through the city, which had a beach. At some point, I found my mom's corpse in this city. my first thought, for some reason, was to call my mom, and she picked up the phone. She was still at the beach house, and was safe. This corpse had the exact same looks and DNA as she did, though, and I had to hide the body because I was the last person seen with my mom alive, and if they found her corpse I'd be blamed for her death.
To hide her body, I first had to remove all bones from her body and grind them up. After that, I took her skin and organs and stuffed them in a box in an abandoned rentable beach house on the city's beach. After this, I returned back to my grandma's house because she wanted to go camping with me. While camping, though, I realized I had to go back to the city to hide the corpse better so I went back to get it (it wasn't rotten or anything somehow) and I sneakily threw it in the ocean where it disappeared. When I was done I went back to the lakehouse to chill with my (alive) mom.
30-09-2020
My mom randomly gave me the keys to a house in the city that belonged to a friend of hers who spent most of his time living elsewhere. The house was huge, and had multiple doors, all of which were kind of 'hidden in plain sight'; unless you knew the doors were there you probably wouldn't notice them because they were painted to look like part of the surrounding walls. I used my access to this house for several things, such as bragging to my friends about my large house, hanging out with my grandma and evading the cops after stealing someone's purse. After this, I went to the zoo.
The zoo was partially closed due to social distancing, but a few animals were still visible, including the zebras, crocodiles and owls. The owls were at a bird show next to a little cafe where I had a hot chocolate.
17-11-2020
I was Brian May, the guitarist from Queen, and I was writing a book about a rabbit that got lost in a park. The book wasn't very cohesive, because I kept going off on tangents about things that happened to me in the past, such as the time me and Roger Taylor went rowing together, or the time I tried to become a professional clown.
The time I went rowing was a time I was very mad at Roger, because we were supposed to go together but he invited two girls along too, who eventually turned out to both be his girlfriends simultaneously.
The time I tried to be a clown, I had a TV show about clowns (think Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons) but I broadcasted it from a cave. I had to stop my TV show once it got popular, because children would go into random caves to go looking for me and they'd go missing or get hurt.
07-12-2020
I was on the bus with my grandma. Specifically bus 44, though I don't know which bus that was or where it was going. We were taking it to get back to the campsite we were staying at after a day of buying Polly Pockets in a nearby city. We were on the bus looking at the Polly Pockets we bought and there was a woman on the bus with us holding two babies. She wore a hijab.
The babies were both crying and the woman looked exhausted, so we tried to help her by calming them down. We did this by sitting down on the floor of the bus and taking out a huge tub of slime we apparently had. We started sorting the slime into smaller cups, which calmed the babies down for some reason.
Back at the campsite, I looked at my Polly Pockets again. One of them was called 'Russian Polly' and had three pairs of gloves on. I entered my mom's room (we apparently had a house there) and my mom got mad at me and made me throw all the Polly Pockets away, though I secretly kept Russian Polly.
12-12-2020
I was at a museum with my mom and her husband. It was in another city, which was huge, and we got lost a bit before finding the museum, even though it was inside the city's train station which we'd just arrived at.
A little earlier, I had been talking to a woman in her sixties, who was a famous author and public figure. She told me that in a small town in another province, there was a plastic surgeon who could turn you into a completely different person. She recommended I go visit this surgeon so I could 'be who I am on the inside'.
Anyways, we were in the museum, and my aunt was there too. They had a lot of mummies and preserved corpses, and there I met the author again, who reiterated that the surgeon's name was ___ (I don't remember, but it was a Russian name starting with the letter S) and I really should meet with him quickly. There was also a floor of the museum dedicated to farms and farming, and you exited this floor by entering a cabin full of autumn leaves.
The next floor was dedicated to Media. There were lots of actors and authors you could meet but also screens where you could watch old TV shows and movies, as well as props from movies you could look at. I met Richard Ayoade there, who was trying to smoke weed by having ten joints in his mouth at once and lighting them all simultaneously. I told him I'd had a dream once where he did that except with cigarettes, and he laughed.
After that, I went to watch a documentary about how the Super Mutants from Fallout were actually based on something that happened in real life. Some man got stuck in his Radioactive material-powered airplane and slowly transformed because he couldn't get out. His son had been inside the plane too but was thrown outside when they crashed. The man was trying to parent his son (who was around six years old) and keep him safe but the son was terrified of him, so eventually David Tennant was hired to coax the child away from the man.
The 'Big Reveal' at the end of the documentary was that the radioactive man was still alive to this day, and had been the one who founded the museum. The next museum exhibit I walked past was his body, still inside the piece of aircraft he'd been stuck in. They'd filled the aircraft with some kind of fluid that would conserve his body after he died, but he was currently still alive and weakly trying to crawl out of there. I got scared, and ran away, to look for my mom and her husband.
At some point earlier, my aunt and I had to fight a woman who thought Pokemon was real, and when we won the organizers of the event gave us a key that, when used, would summon a train to the nearest train station to you, which would bring you wherever you wanted to go.
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