★☆Old Dreams (Pre-2021)★☆
these dreams are from before I started logging my dreams on the website.
some of these were sent in messages to friends, and some were from my
old dream diary....on the vent app. Yes, I know. Yes, I regret it too.
15-10-2016
I was found by a guy in a desert and didn't know where I'd came from. My memory from the whole last year was just gone. He allowed me to stay at his house, because the area he lived in was a semi-common area for the government to dump people in after they had performed tests on them. I lived at the guy's house for a few days until I was found by someone and brought back to my grandma's house. I was living at my grandma's house again except the government wanted to perform more tests every few days. My grandma was afraid of this, and just in case, she made me carry a small diary with me everywhere I went, so in case my memory got erased again I could read in it and remember who I was and where I had to go.
15-09-2017
I came back to school after a school trip that took several days. My mom and dad were there to pick me up, on bikes, and they brought my bike too. My mom was just my mom, but my dad was Hannibal Lecter. He was in a really good mood, which was rare for him, and he swooped me into a big hug and handed me my bike. The three of us biked home, and while we did I began to feel as if this was too good to be true. We were riding our bikes through a park when Hannibal started getting mad, picking fights with my mom, and eventually he got so annoyed he biked off without us, and I went after him. It became fuzzy after this, but eventually he tried to kill and eat me at some point.
29-10-2017
I was in Germany with my mom and grandma. We were at a cafe, sitting outside. It was really cold, and I had a blanket around me but it didn't really help against the cold. Shivering, I made my way to my grandma, who was standing in a field of grass in front of the cafe. I told her I was cold, and she decided to pitch our tent for camping prematurely, in the middle of the city, on this random field. She pitched the tent and I went inside. There were already sleeping bags in there and the inside walls had pictures taped to them. They were pictures of us, and of other family members. My grandma came in, too, and I told her I liked the pictures, and that it was a nice sentiment. She started laughing, and started turning the pictures around. On the other side of every picture was an oldtimey pro-communism poster, and some of them were straight up drawings of hammer and sickles. The family photos were only up there as a way to hide the communism pictures.
12-11-2017
I was Father Brown, from the BBC series Father Brown. I was with Sid Carter and Lady Felicia, in someone's house. The person who owned the house wanted me to exorcise a ghost that haunted it. There were three ghosts, one of an adult woman, one of a little girl, and the third was unknown, and it was possessing the head of a mannequin, glued on top of a metal lunch box shaped like a ladybug, walking on four thin, long, metal legs. All ghosts had fixed patterns in which they moved around the house. The ladybug one, for example, walked up and down the stairs once every ten minutes. I managed to exorcise the adult ghost, and went to the cemetery to bring her bones there. Then, I went back to the house. My grandma was there (as in, my real life grandma), and she suggested that since I'd managed to exorcise one of the ghosts, I might as well try the others too, starting with the ladybug one. I tried several times, but failed every time, leading my Grandma to become increasingly annoyed at me.
04-12-2017
I was walking home with a neighbor (who doesn't exist in real life). We were talking about that it surprised us that the show Supernatural was still getting new seasons. The neighbor explained that Supernatural was a French TV show, and French TV usually didn't make a lot of money overseas, and because Supernatural did, they kept it running.
14-01-2018
I was forced to go on a school trip to a scientist's house, because within his house was a man who was called a 'Wonder of Science'. He was called that because no scale could register him, and nobody knew how much he weighed.
15-01-2018
I was visiting my friend in America and we were in a mall food court. We wanted to get ice cream, and one of the ice cream specials was 'Salted Ice'. If you bought it, you'd just get regular ice cream, as well as a sandwich with meat on it, and the sandwich was the 'salted' part. The atmosphere in this store was wrong, somehow, like something bad was going to happen.
We got a free off-brand gameboy from a supermarket. I got bad feelings from it and smashed it, revealing a tracking device within. My friend and I ran towards a big hotel because we'd feel safer there, but in front of the hotel, in the street, there was an airplane taxi-ing, about to take off. The team from Torchwood (the tv show) was in there, except Ianto, because they left him behind. As the plane flew off I suddenly didn't see my friend anywhere anymore. I knew the people the tracking device belonged to were searching for me, so I begged Ianto to drive me to where the plane was going. He did, and then it was revealed that I had just been watching an episode of Torchwood on Netflix all along. I was confused, because Torchwood wasn't on Netflix where I lived.
16-01-2018
The new Hot Meme was a picture of the back of an old guy's head. It was called 'Nice Donald', and people referenced it every time they played video games. There was text at the top saying 'Nice Donald', and there wasn't any bottom text.
29-01-2018
I was going to Germany to buy donuts for myself, so I went into a Dunkin Donuts to buy some. I was the only person in the store other than the person behind the counter. I ordered three donuts, one with filling and two with sprinkles. I told the guy my order and he wrote it down so he wouldn't forget. Then, as he was reading from the paper and grabbing my donuts he suddenly started laughing. I asked what was up and he said that he'd accidentally written down a dagger (as in a small sword) as one of my orders. He kept laughing. I told him 'I don't need a dagger, thanks,' which made him laugh even harder. I took the subway back home.
06-02-2018
I was lost in a giant maze-like hospital with my classmates. Our objective was to bring a full bowl of crisps from one side of the building to the other unscathed. A hacker hacked my phone so I couldn't call for help. The hacker was, apparently, a Homestuck character.
05-03-2018
I was playing as Reinhardt in Overwatch, and I was really bad at it. I got an achievement called 'Take one for the Team', which unlocked if you died five times in a row without dealing any damage.
31-03-2018
My grandma's house had a third floor which was kind of like an attic. She went up there to grab some old things she no longer used, so she could donate them to charity or throw them away, depending on their quality. I had forgotten this attic existed, and when I told my grandma she laughed and said 'I often have the same problem.'
I went up to the attic, and the first thing I noticed was that there were no lamps. I had to use my phone's flashlight instead. In the first room I entered there were two matresses with blankets on them that had obviously recently been slept on. There was a lot of rubble on the floor, pieces of the walls and ceiling, little bits of rocks, et cetera. There were two doors but both of them gave me a bad feeling so I didn't go through them.
Suddenly, because I'd stopped moving, I heard a gentle pulsing from behind one of the doors. It scared me, and I accidentally lifted my flashlight to the ceiling. The ceiling was crawling with so many spiders you could barely see what colour it was.
05-05-2018
I was urban exploring with my aunt. We found an old theme park by the waterside, that used to be a Peewee's Playhouse licensed theme park. It had a bunch of little stores and restaurants, which were abandoned as well. At one end, a few houses had been demolished, but on the other side a few restaurants were still open. My aunt and I went into one of them and I got lost trying to find the bathroom.
26-06-2018
I moved to San Francisco and wrote letters to a man named Zeitgeist, detailing my stay there.
30-06-2018
I was homeless living in a city in America. My grandma had to get a job in a laundromat to save up money so we could buy a house. I had to become a farmer.
30-07-2018
My friends were throwing a party for me. (They were, in reality, the cast of Peep Show, but in my dream they were just some people I knew.) They rented out an abandoned train station for me to explore, but they had to run a daycare at the same time, and none of the children at the daycare had any parents.
I went to explore, and one of the friends (Matt King) got me a beer. Everyone was really sad about something, though, so everyone was a bit too bummed out to enjoy themselves. One of the children in the daycare thought I was her mom and tried to follow me home.
30-04-2020
I was on a school trip and left it to go to a theme park on my own. Afterwards, I met a friend in an art gallery and we made out without anyone noticing. In the end the dream turned into a message about how literacy was going down in Dutch Children. We saw some posters made by children and over half of them wrote them in English instead of Dutch.
05-06-2020
I was watching a MBMBaM livestream with my aunt. it was a corruption livestream like Vinesauce's except instead of corrupting video games, they were corrupting old commercials from the 80s.
13-06-2020
There was a famous poem called 'The World is in Balance'. During a politically charged moment in time (I think it was during a war), a group of people wrote a parody or edited version of the poem, called 'The World was Never in Balance'. The edited version of the poem came with a painting of a grey/blue road underneath it.
23-06-2020
I could fast travel like in video games in real life, but I consistently only used it to make train rides slightly shorter.
25-06-2020
I was on some game show with the members of the band Doe Maar. Henny Vrienten and I were paired together to make drawings of a specific room with specific people in it, based on some guidelines we received. He was surprisingly good at drawing. The other members were also there, but they weren't part of the drawing challenge. This all took place in the 1980s.
06-07-2020
I was with a bunch of people I knew online from a roleplay server on Discord. We were in a large place where a bunch of movies and TV shows were recorded. We were there all day getting shown around all the separate sets and learning about the process of creating shows. We were on our way to the tour bus that took us there, and we had to walk past a bunch of actors' trailers. One of the trailers belonged to Noel Fielding. His trailer was bright pink with painted-on giant lipstick kiss marks in red. One specific girl told me to go knock on his door but I didn't want to disrupt his privacy.
some people had to go to the bathroom, and I was kind of chosen like their leader to lead them to the bathroom, even though I had no idea where it was. We ended up at someone's trailer (no idea whose) and there were these two girls there looking out of the window. We asked if we could use the bathroom there, and they first said no, and eventually relented, on the condition that one of us would take a topless photo of ourselves and give it to them. A girl who was with us said that she'd take a photo of her back, topless, because technically the girls didn't specify it needed to be a picture of her front. So we took the photo, and the girls let us in. Inside the trailer was a KFC, with one guy who was working there, who seemed very annoyed that we were in there.
We walked towards the bathrooms, which were accessed through an underground tunnel, and while walking through the tunnel I was having a conversation with two of my friends. I told them that I wanted to join the Billy Joel subreddit, but was too afraid to because I was scared that the members of the subreddit would make fun of me. While people were using the bathrooms, I stayed outside the door, when a man came up to me, trying to sell me insurance. I started running through the tunnels to avoid him, and I got lost.
12-07-2020
I was with several friends from school. We were going to a restaurant/resort by the sea that was famous for its seafood dishes. It was technically on an island, but the island was so close to shore that you could walk to it and you'd only be up to your knees in water. Inside was a huge open space with hundreds of tables to sit and have food at. A video game company sponsored this place so once in a while the name of the company would be shouted out over the loudspeakers.
Eventually, everyone staying at the hotel got to go on an excursion to a specific street that was famous for being really narrow (too narrow for a car to get through it) and being full of a lot of little shops. When we got there, I realized I recognized it because I had seen it on Reddit, where someone had posted about it on r/MildlyInteresting because there were two separate franchises of the same chain store right next to each other. I strayed from the tour group a bit and realized that this street was only a few blocks away from my grandma's house. I felt really stupid about never having noticed it even though I'd been in the neighborhood many times.
18-07-2020
I had to interview the Beatles. They were the ages they would've been in the early 1960s. They were in my room at my grandma's house, and only one of them would speak to me, and he was really rude. I don't know which one of them it was.
23-07-2020
I had to hide from the police with my mom, so we stayed at a nearby hotel instead of going back to our house because the police would obviously look for us at our house. There was a place nearby where you could rent DVDs. When we went to do so, we encountered a middle aged man with long, unkempt hair and a long beard. His clothing was ragged. He explained that he had lived since the beginning of time. He said he had committed many, many atrocities during that time and had only relatively recently decided to become a good person. We wanted to help him be a good person, so we adopted him into our little group of people running from the police.
25-07-2020
I was in college, and I was dating my History professor. I was an ambulatory wheelchair user. After one of his classes, I came up to him and asked him to teach me how to kiss. He agreed, and we kissed in front of a random old man who also worked at the university. On my way home, I saw this old man as well as some other people I didn't know, standing on an empty bit of ground without moving. There was a woman there, and she suddenly started following me at a quite fast speed, able to keep up with me even though I was riding a bicycle. I started moving quicker, so much so that a nearby police car started following me. I eventually hid on a square with a bunch of outside seating, but they found me. They were just about to ask me some questions when something distracted them. My aunt was there, and she quickly helped me find a better hiding spot. There was also a girl who lived in that neighborhood and helped me hide as well.
Some time later, I was with my grandma, and we were on our way to have dinner at a fancy restaurant we were invited to. Those same cops from earlier drove by, and I hid behind my grandma, but they didn't even notice me. We arrived at the building and went in. There, there were a few tables and chairs, and one woman, standing at a desk in the middle of the room, preparing pieces of eel for everyone to eat. The woman making the food was the wife of my history professor boyfriend, and I instantly felt uncomfortable because I hadn't known he had a wife. I looked around for my mom so I could sit with her, but I couldn't find her.
31-07-2020
My mom and I were being chased through a building by a man dressed like Michael Myers. Someone (not either of us) called the police and they swooped in and helped us escape. They made us go stay at a faraway resort for the time being so that our safety was ensured, as they hadn't caught the man yet. We went to a wellness resort that currently had a big Youtube convention going on. As we arrived, we watched Tyler Oakley fail so badly at riding a bike that he fell over and slipped right under a parked car, bike and all.
Later in the dream, I watched a Drew Gooden video where Drew spent about twenty minutes just making fun of Tyler Oakley for falling off his bike.
29-08-2020
Marlboro had produced a new kind of drug that was a liquid kept in tiny glass bottles (think ink bottles) that were themed after Marlboro cigarette packets. You took it by putting the opening (which was small) against your nose and inhaling. Apparently when you bought it sometimes they’d give you a rare packaging variant and people collected those. The rarest type was black and after that pink, there were green and stuff too but people didn’t collect those. The regular packaging was red.
My mom and I bought a ten pack to try it out for some reason and I tried it and the effects were basically that it made you see double, it made you dizzy, it made you sleepy, made your mouth dry, and it made you think very clearly but your body a LOT more sluggish. I got three rare packages in the ten pack, one black and two pink, which I immediately fully used so I could put them aside for collection purposes. Then, my grandma came in and I had to pretend that I was sober.
11-09-2020
I was on a school trip that was also a kind of reality TV show, and every week a few students would be voted off. I knew my classmates in the dream, though I've never met any of these people in real life. At one point there was a dance party, and me and a group of uncool/bullied girls danced together. We danced out of sync with the music and had a lot of fun together.
17-09-2020
I was at a theme park with my aunt, and we kept riding the same roller coaster over and over. It was pretty boring, because only the beginning of the track was actually fast, and the rest of the ride was slow, flat and boring. After a while we went to get mocha ice cream, and my aunt got nauseous from eating it, so she left the theme park. Luckily, a girl I knew from school was there, and me and the girl went back to riding the same damn roller coaster again.
19-09-2020
It was evening and I was biking to the pool, when my old elementary school teacher called me. He requested that I pick up his prescription medicine for him from the drug store, and in return he’d give me some magazines to cut pictures out of and make collages with. So I figured I’d do that after I’d gone to the pool, even though it was already evening. There was a big slide in the pool so I went down it, and there were two separate pools at this pool and I was in a small one where you were allowed to play, while the other was strictly for exercising. I tried to get to the other one but a lifeguard kept starting conversations with me, subtly steering me away from the exercise pool. It started getting really dark out so I went to dry off and put my clothes on and two old classmates were with me, almost begging me to go home with them and have a sleepover, but it felt like something bad would happen if I did that so instead I started biking towards the drug store. They briefly followed me but eventually gave up.
24-09-2020
My mom was at a lakehouse with me that we apparently owned. It was wonderful and very quiet, just me and her, and no other houses around the lake. I could go swimming every morning, she got to work on her hobbies, it was just really nice. But then I had to go back to my home town because I had to go to work, I think.
My mom was still at the lakehouse, and I was living with my grandma for the time being. While there, I at one point got invited to go on vacation to a city in China with some ex-classmates. I got there, and we almost immediately split up so they could go party while I went on long walks through the city, which had a beach. At some point, I found my mom's corpse in this city. my first thought, for some reason, was to call my mom, and she picked up the phone. She was still at the beach house, and was safe. This corpse had the exact same looks and DNA as she did, though, and I had to hide the body because I was the last person seen with my mom alive, and if they found her corpse I'd be blamed for her death.
To hide her body, I first had to remove all bones from her body and grind them up. After that, I took her skin and organs and stuffed them in a box in an abandoned rentable beach house on the city's beach. After this, I returned back to my grandma's house because she wanted to go camping with me. While camping, though, I realized I had to go back to the city to hide the corpse better so I went back to get it (it wasn't rotten or anything somehow) and I sneakily threw it in the ocean where it disappeared. When I was done I went back to the lakehouse to chill with my (alive) mom.
30-09-2020
My mom randomly gave me the keys to a house in the city that belonged to a friend of hers who spent most of his time living elsewhere. The house was huge, and had multiple doors, all of which were kind of 'hidden in plain sight'; unless you knew the doors were there you probably wouldn't notice them because they were painted to look like part of the surrounding walls. I used my access to this house for several things, such as bragging to my friends about my large house, hanging out with my grandma and evading the cops after stealing someone's purse. After this, I went to the zoo.
The zoo was partially closed due to social distancing, but a few animals were still visible, including the zebras, crocodiles and owls. The owls were at a bird show next to a little cafe where I had a hot chocolate.
17-11-2020
I was Brian May, the guitarist from Queen, and I was writing a book about a rabbit that got lost in a park. The book wasn't very cohesive, because I kept going off on tangents about things that happened to me in the past, such as the time me and Roger Taylor went rowing together, or the time I tried to become a professional clown.
The time I went rowing was a time I was very mad at Roger, because we were supposed to go together but he invited two girls along too, who eventually turned out to both be his girlfriends simultaneously.
The time I tried to be a clown, I had a TV show about clowns (think Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons) but I broadcasted it from a cave. I had to stop my TV show once it got popular, because children would go into random caves to go looking for me and they'd go missing or get hurt.
07-12-2020
I was on the bus with my grandma. Specifically bus 44, though I don't know which bus that was or where it was going. We were taking it to get back to the campsite we were staying at after a day of buying Polly Pockets in a nearby city. We were on the bus looking at the Polly Pockets we bought and there was a woman on the bus with us holding two babies. She wore a hijab.
The babies were both crying and the woman looked exhausted, so we tried to help her by calming them down. We did this by sitting down on the floor of the bus and taking out a huge tub of slime we apparently had. We started sorting the slime into smaller cups, which calmed the babies down for some reason.
Back at the campsite, I looked at my Polly Pockets again. One of them was called 'Russian Polly' and had three pairs of gloves on. I entered my mom's room (we apparently had a house there) and my mom got mad at me and made me throw all the Polly Pockets away, though I secretly kept Russian Polly.
12-12-2020
I was at a museum with my mom and her husband. It was in another city, which was huge, and we got lost a bit before finding the museum, even though it was inside the city's train station which we'd just arrived at.
A little earlier, I had been talking to a woman in her sixties, who was a famous author and public figure. She told me that in a small town in another province, there was a plastic surgeon who could turn you into a completely different person. She recommended I go visit this surgeon so I could 'be who I am on the inside'.
Anyways, we were in the museum, and my aunt was there too. They had a lot of mummies and preserved corpses, and there I met the author again, who reiterated that the surgeon's name was ___ (I don't remember, but it was a Russian name starting with the letter S) and I really should meet with him quickly. There was also a floor of the museum dedicated to farms and farming, and you exited this floor by entering a cabin full of autumn leaves.
The next floor was dedicated to Media. There were lots of actors and authors you could meet but also screens where you could watch old TV shows and movies, as well as props from movies you could look at. I met Richard Ayoade there, who was trying to smoke weed by having ten joints in his mouth at once and lighting them all simultaneously. I told him I'd had a dream once where he did that except with cigarettes, and he laughed.
After that, I went to watch a documentary about how the Super Mutants from Fallout were actually based on something that happened in real life. Some man got stuck in his Radioactive material-powered airplane and slowly transformed because he couldn't get out. His son had been inside the plane too but was thrown outside when they crashed. The man was trying to parent his son (who was around six years old) and keep him safe but the son was terrified of him, so eventually David Tennant was hired to coax the child away from the man.
The 'Big Reveal' at the end of the documentary was that the radioactive man was still alive to this day, and had been the one who founded the museum. The next museum exhibit I walked past was his body, still inside the piece of aircraft he'd been stuck in. They'd filled the aircraft with some kind of fluid that would conserve his body after he died, but he was currently still alive and weakly trying to crawl out of there. I got scared, and ran away, to look for my mom and her husband.
At some point earlier, my aunt and I had to fight a woman who thought Pokemon was real, and when we won the organizers of the event gave us a key that, when used, would summon a train to the nearest train station to you, which would bring you wherever you wanted to go.
29-12-2020
I had to go to South America for my work (South America was in the English Channel). My friend bought me a plane ticket departing from the airport closest to me. I asked how he knew and he said he'd always known.
16-01-2021
I was sleeping over at my ex-friend's house. We were playing modded Minecraft together, and after a while in the game's story you got trapped in a High School setting, and the only way to get out was to download another game by the same creator and finish that game. The other game was a fanmade Azur Lane dating simulator where you could only date Crimson Axis characters. I told my friend I was downloading the dating simulator and he got really excited because he really liked that game.
It was time to sleep, so I went into my friend's bedroom. I had taken one of my cats along, who I put down at the foot of my friend's bed. I just climbed into his bed and went to sleep.
16-01-2021
I was going to watch The Hours and Times in the cinema with my friend. We were watching the Director's Cut which had a whole different ending where the main characters (John and Brian) went to a New Year's Eve party and John's soccer team meetup went wrong because eight people there spontaneously had heart attacks and died. John had also had a heart attack but survived, and he woke up days later in a hospital. After he was released from the hospital, he and Brian went to a square near my house to meet up.
After the movie my friend and I discussed it. We both thought the movie was still good, but that the ending had changed the movie so much that it almost felt like a different movie.
29-01-2021
It had been snowing so I went outside to ride my bike in the snow. After a while it suddenly got really hot so all the snow had already melted and there were puddles everywhere. I put rain boots on and went into town.
There was a Dior (the makeup brand) branded hotel in the city center, near a big warehouse and an abandoned house I wanted to go to. When I was walking past the hotel I passed Brian May and we briefly made eye contact. Afterwards I went to the abandoned house. Wearing a mask inside there was mandatory and I didn't have one, so I bought one from a vending machine. Before I really got to explore, though, my mom came to pick me up because she missed me too much, even though I had only been away from home for less than an hour.
02-02-2021
I was reading fanfiction on a website where you could rate stories on a scale of 1 to 5 stars. The story I had just read had a 1 star review which read 'I hate you as a person and I hate how open you are about abusing your dad'. The story had nothing to do with abuse.
12-02-2021
My friend commissioned me to draw art for him from a prewritten list of couples. One of them was a gay anime ship that I'd never heard of. The other was the ship between two RP characters belonging to a mutual friend, two siblings. Their shipname was 'concon', which doesn't have anything to do with their names. While commissioning me, he would only communicate with me through email, and when I brought it up in other places he would pretend that he didn't know what I was talking about.
17-02-2021
A neighbor of my grandma had a pet owl and my cat attacked it and took its wing off. The owl's owner told my grandma we had to put the cat down, otherwise he would sue us. We had to do it because we couldn't afford to get sued.
17-02-2021
I was going on a cruise with my mom, her friend, and that friend's daughter. The rooms we had were very cheap, so in order to get to them we had to walk through a hospital first (which was still on land) and while in the hospital, we had to go through a few doors and hallways that were clearly marked 'personnel only'. It was implied that because we had cheap rooms, we were on the same level as the people working on the cruise ship, which would have been offensive to the richer guests. My mom had a baby with her, and I didn't know who the baby belonged to.
We were almost at our rooms when we had to climb through/over a few bunk beds to reach the door. My mom and her friend were already through but the friend's daughter sat down on the bottom bunk of one of the beds and told me to join her so we could talk. She said she had something to tell me. She said that she was very attracted to me and wanted to kiss me. I said 'sure', and we kissed, but she was a terrible kisser. After that she left and I sat for a bit longer before getting up and walking further, too.
When I exited the room with the bunk beds I was on an outside walkway of the ship, and the ship was just leaving, going so fast that it was hard to take steps on the outside deck, which was the only way to access our rooms. I had to hold onto railings and walls, and at one point had to hold onto a plant. I finally paused to call my mom. The deck of the ship was decorated to resemble a normal street in a normal town, complete with pavement and brick exteriors for people's rooms. People were sitting outside in lawn chairs, seemingly not affected by the strong wind at all.
My mom walked by just as I was calling her. She looked very worried, and I was suddenly very tired. The wind was gone so we could easily walk to the door to our room. Inside, my mom explained that I had been gone for over a day, and they (my mom, her friend, and the daughter) had been terribly worried. The only reason they hadn't called the police was because we were on a ship so I had to be on the ship somewhere.
I was exhausted and hungry so my mom heated some pasta in the microwave, but we only had one fork so we took turns taking bites of pasta. I had apparently slept through my birthday, but I was only a bit disappointed.
19-02-2021
I was at a college that was inside of a mall, and I was there because an online acquaintance went to school there and I wanted to visit him. We were walking through the mall before his classes, went to Hot Topic and a pet store, and talked about how much we both missed Canada.
Later, I went to that same mall with my aunt, and we went to Walmart. She bought 17 dollars worth of stuff. She had a stamp card where if you got eight stamps you'd get something for free. But when she gave the card to a Walmart employee to stamp, the employee said it cost two dollars to get it stamped, and my aunt got angry at her and refused to pay.
We had to pay anyways, so we left the mall feeling a bit angry and carrying the groceries. My aunt told me she actually knew the cashier personally, because the cashier had once shown up drunkenly to her house. Inside my aunt's house, she had tried to sit down in a chair, but she was so drunk she accidentally sat down in my aunt's lap instead.
At this point, the dream turned into me playing Genshin Impact and playing a quest where you had to help some aliens escape from a cave. You could recognize a cave with aliens in it because they always took their shoes off before entering a cave, so you'd see a pair of shoes at the entrance. I entered a cave that was completely dark and got attacked by an Electro Hypostasis, and I wasn't allowed to dodge, so I instead had to play as Noelle and strategically use her shields.
24-02-2021
I was on a walk with my godmother in a park/forest area. We walked past a cafe that was also a hotel. The hotel was called 'The Girl' and the cafe was called 'Hornst'. We sat down on a big wooden platform with walls but no ceiling. It was pretty high up on poles, and you had to climb a broad ladder to reach it. We ate instant noodles there. A woman who was a complete stranger to me made fun of me for not putting teriyaki or mustard sauce in my noodles. I put milk in them instead to make the broth creamier. I was wearing a Doctor Who beanie.
Earlier in the story, I needed to help a woman save a kid from a monster. I astral projected into the building where they were and defeated the monster. When I returned my soul to my body someone had taken my jeans off and glued my legs to the chair I was sitting on.
01-03-2021
Spinvis (a Dutch musician) was doing a ritual so he could hang out with a comedian he liked. The ritual included setting a car on fire, among other things.
Eventually he got to the private island the comedian was on. The comedian had been brainwashed by a military organisation and no longer spoke any languages Spinvis spoke. He eventually snapped out of the brainwashing because someone fed him a herb, but he then realized snipers were watching them all around the islane ready to shoot them. Spinvis and the comedian hid in a house. Inside the house was the corpse of a very emaciated elderly man. All of the fluids in the man's body had come together into one of his arms, which was so swollen and thick it looked like it could burst at any time. Spinvis accidentally touched it while avoiding a sniper and cringed at how it felt.
08-03-2021
I accidentally doxxed myself to an online friend. I did it like this: he was streaming his kitchen. A few random people were in his kitchen doing things on a laptop, there was an elderly woman, and another man and woman. I thought 'I'll stream myself, too' so I first showed my grandma's living room floor but the floor was really gross, so in a panic I turned the camera around and showed my face.
After this, I was so flustered I went on a long walk. I walked past a girl I'd went to elementary school with, and I heard her gossip with her mom about how ugly I had gotten since elementary school.
09-03-2021
I had a red car, and I had my driver's license as well. I took my car to my grandma's house to show it off. She had two vistiors, a married couple consisting of a man and a woman. The woman was a corpse. She was moving around and talking, but she was a corpse. The man was also a corpse, but he was also a living incubator. He was currently taking care of a family of very small fox babies who lived in his stomach and were wrapped in brown wrapping paper. One day when they were big enough, they would wake up and just be normal foxes.
These people lived in my grandma's guest bedroom and to help take care of them a bunch of my extended family was over as well. At some point the corpse family was 'done'. This meant they turned back into inanimate corpses until the next time some premature babies needed some help, at which point they would 'come back to life' and the man would incubate them until they were big enough again. They turned inanimate right on the guest bedroom bed and we had to take the baby foxes out of his stomach and put them in my bag. They were about the size of fingers. The idea was that I would take the baby foxes on a road trip and then release them into the wild.
I went downstairs and my car had gotten towed. I googled 'help my car got towed' but didn't get any results, which really scared me. Defeated, I went back inside and found out we suddenly had about a dozen cats. They all looked somewhat like our actual cats, and it was implied that these cats were siblings of theirs from other nests the mom had. We quickly had to find new owners for these cats, but we couldn't have them roaming around the house like this so we put them in a giant cage hanging from the ceiling above the living room couch, temporarily, until we had a family for them to go to.
01-04-2021
I found an old Doe Maar concert recording on Youtube where there was some B roll footage of the city they were performing in. I was trying to deduce where it was (it wasn't in the Netherlands). I found a specific restaurant chain they drove past and googled it, and found out they had locations in many countries, including Canada, America and Indonesia. I went to one of those restaurants on vacation and asked a guy who worked there which of those chains were still open. He told me that every restaurant from the chain except the one we were in had recently mysteriously closed. There was also a movie theatre within the restaurant.
In the end, I never found out where the concert had taken place. All I knew was that at one point Henny Vrienten took part of an American PSA about how people with lip diseases were still beautiful. To show this, they made him kiss a giant fake pair of diseased lips while on stage.
03-04-2021
My aunt called me to tell me my grandma would die in five days. I questioned where the hell she had gotten that information from. Apparently my grandma had misspoken in a conversation they had, and my aunt took it as a secret message from the universe.
08-04-2021
I was on a walk with my mom, at night. Some event had happened that caused the world to be in a post-apocalyptic setting, though I didn't actually know what had happened, only that it was maybe weather-related.
We first went into a street where a bunch of people living in adjacent houses had turned all homes in the street into one big home that they all shared. We climbed over a broken wall into their garden and they had pandas there that they had stolen from a zoo. It was snowing and someone told us that pandas die in the snow so they would probably die soon. Nobody seemed to care about this.
After that I went to my grandma's house. There were about a dozen random strangers living there, growing weed in the living room and petting my cats. I told them to stop but they wouldn't. Eventually my grandma and aunt took me aside and told me to get dressed so I could go to the beach and catch a boat, because they wanted me to join the anti-fascist army, which was currently organizing and was based somewhere in England. My grandma couldn't join because she was too old and my aunt had cancer so she couldn't join either, so they were sending me instead.
I went back to my aunt's house to relax away from the random strangers in my grandma's house. She had entirely changed her house's layout. She had a Ringo Starr-themed door knob on her front door and I complimented her on it. She showed me a giant screen she had that she played video games on. I played the first game I saw, which was a game where you had to name real life people's babies for them. My aunt fell down and started having a seizure.
09-04-2021
I was walking down a street I frequent in real life with two girls who were apparently my friends. We talked about a lot of stuff but eventually the topic we landed on was Joe Biden.
One of the girls said 'I feel so bad for him when I see those videos of him looking confused. I think those are real and he has dementia and if that's the case he needs help.' The other girl basically felt the same except she didn't think he had dementia. I had no particular feelings on the matter.
The reason our conversation had come to this topic was because I got a notification on my phone (in the dream) that apparently Joe Biden had attempted suicide by laying down in a busy road and waiting for people to run him over but nobody did.
17-04-2021
I was out camping with my mom, my mom's friend, that friend's daughter, and John Malkovich.
We were on a special campsite for people with disabilities. It had its own beach, and that beach had a bunch of squares sectioned off with tape so everyone could have their own piece of beach that others wouldn't intrude upon. I mainly talked with John, who mentioned he needed to wrap his head in plastic foil with pesto on it every night so he wouldn't start growing hair, because he wanted to stay bald. As a show of kindness, I ordered plastic foil and pesto for him off the internet.
We went to play a game while all eating dinner together. It was some strange knock-off of the game Cards Against Humanity. One of the questions on one of the cards was 'What would you do if you were in a car and the people in the car in front of you were smoking weed?' my mom's friend had to answer this one, but she took so long with answering she got fed up and walked away. Everyone else was also visibly annoyed and left, leaving just me and my mom.
We decided to go on a walk together to a local church. We saw a man there who had one of my cats on his shoulder. He said, "yeah, we found her yesterday and called her Mopey. She's very beautiful but since she's yours you can have her back." we took her back. My mom told me about how in that church they were putting new statues of Jesus, and they were so expensive that it would be cheaper to remove a lake from the Netherlands and put it down in Canada.
22-04-2021
I was suddenly accidentally teleported to Newfoundland, Canada, somewhere on a big sand beach. I had no idea where I was, and barely had any stuff with me, and the wind was blowing really hard and it was raining. I could see an airport on the beach in the distance, so that was my first lead. I was going to go into the nearest town and look up the airport so I knew where I was.
Some people were looking for me and I was going to have to avoid them. I also had to eventually contact my mom and tell her I was in Newfoundland so she wouldn't worry, which I added to my list of objectives. In town, I found a woman who would allow me to stay in her house for the time being. She was disabled and couldn't leave her house on her own, so it was pretty handy for her to have someone living with her. I did groceries and errands for her and in exchange I got to sleep on her couch. Those people looking for me, a man and a woman and someone else, had found where I was staying and tried to enter her house, but didn't try too hard as that would attract too much attention. Notably, they tried to get in through the woman's back garden, so I had to sprint and lock the back door. I made it in time.
The woman I was staying with had several big golden retrievers, which I had to feed and which slept next to me on the floor while I slept on the couch. They made me feel safe. I watched TV in the woman's house while the people looking for me tried talking to me through the walls and windows. The woman enrolled me into a local High School. I still hadn't contacted my mom because the woman didn't have a phone or internet connection, just TV.
I was sort of friends with one girl in my class but not much else. We went on a school excursion with everyone in the same grade as us (I think we were seniors). It was to a museum I remembered visiting before when I was on vacation in Newfoundland with my mom. It was also right next to the beach airport. I was quite happy to be there, because after the excursion I could go to the airport and find out if there were any planes going to my home country. I went to the museum and for some reason everyone had to put all their stuff in a locker beforehand, bag, phones, but also your belt, shoes, earrings, etc. I did and so did everyone else, and we were allowed into the museum. I secretly kept my phone in my pocket, because I guess I had my phone now.
The museum, at first sight, seemed like a normal place, with a few exhibits on cultural stuff from the region. But after we had been there for about fifteen minutes, the woman who owned the museum opened a huge curtain, and a whole other side of the museum was revealed to us, which was kind of weird. I don't remember all the exhibits, but there were multiple monkeys, which were alive, and one of them was even walking around the museum floor fully dressed in jeans and a shirt.
the strangest exhibit, however, was a giant tank of some kind of fluid, that several skeletons of differing sizes were floating in. They were all larger than normal human beings. While I was talking to the woman who took care of the monkeys, she mentioned that those skeletons were the owner's most prized possession. Apparently, Skeletons, if not hindered by human flesh, would if kept alive keep growing indefinitely. So all of these huge skeletons were being kept alive somehow, steadily growing in the fluid. It was implied that they had been babies that the woman somehow stripped the skin, organs etc off and put them into the tanks after they had just been born, all without killing them. Horrified, I secretly snapped a picture, and an alarm immediately went off.
The curtain was closed again, and we were all ushered out of the museum, barely getting enough time to put our shoes back on. The owner of the museum said that the museum's sensors had picked up that someone had snapped a photo, but she didn't know who, but it did mean that we all had lost our privileges to be inside there. We all left, and I went back to the woman whose house I was staying at.
At the house, I was confronted by the people who had been looking for me. They ended up being good people after all, and helped me contact my mom, who immediately took a plane there to pick me up, so we could fly back together. For some reason she was really nervous about letting me travel alone. We went on the airplane together, and while on the plane she drugged me to make sure I wouldn't move during the flight. After that she brought me to my grandma's house, which in this dream had four floors instead of two.
I stayed at my grandma's house for a few days, slowly getting the drugs out of my system. My room was on the topmost floor, and I remember hiding in there when I heard my mom enter my grandma's house for friday night dinner. My grandma wasn't aware of the drugging, though, and let her in. I pretended to be normal around my grandma, but eventually my mom got me alone in my grandma's study, which was on the third floor, and drugged me once more, this time to get me to go on a long walk with her without being physically able to refuse. She also took my aunt with her, and we all went to walk in a park together. during this, I was crying, and begging my mom to let me go home. But she just pulled my arm and because of that stuff in my system I had to go along with her whether I wanted to or not. My aunt seemed a bit worried for me, too, but my mom explained it away somehow.
Eventually we had walked so far that we had to take a train to get back home. on the train, there were multiple compartments, and the fanciest ones had little screens in front of the chairs to keep people amused. I got free, somehow, and went up to two men who were a couple, and told them that my mom drugged me. They said they felt bad for me but seeing as we were on a train they really couldn't do too much for me. The drug was wearing off again by this time, though, so I was able to stand up and walk wherever I wanted, but I did occasionally black out and wake up back in my seat. I went wandering again, and eventually went outside onto a balcony on the side of the train.
02-05-2021
We had new neighbours who had two kids, one young boy and one guy around my age. They broke into my room through the window and when I told them to leave the older brother said "If you touch us, I'll go to the police and accuse you of being a pedophile."
I chased them away and he did go to the cops, so my family had to visit my lawyer, who was Femke Halsema. We couldn't get a hold of her and when my mom finally managed to talk to her it turned out that the older of those two brothers had been in prison for owning CSEM before.
06-05-2021
I was in school, and my teacher lived near me, so we walked home together for most of the way. I entered her house for some reason and she had a pet parrot, three or more cats and a dog. Her parrot kept sitting down on my shoulder and the cats kept trying to climb me. I asked her to get them off of me but she refused so I couldn't leave.
08-05-2021
I was going to my house with three people I know online. In the dream they were all my classmates and we were going to my house after school. There was a mall near my house with a DVD rental place and a large electronics store we wanted to go to. They had shopping carts, so one of the guys sat down in a shopping cart and we all pushed him around the store in it.
We were all looking at DVDs when suddenly a random girl came up to us and began talking to the guy in the shopping cart. They were apparently friends, and the girl straight up took the shopping cart he was in and wheeled him away from us so they could go do something together.
The two remaining guys and I were a bit sad about the whole ordeal so we went to the zoo together to cheer ourselves up. There was an aquarium in the zoo and we looked at the fish together. One of the fish looked just like a chicken, which was weird. There was a kind of seminar going on which we went to, and the man leading the seminar thought the guys I was with were twins even though they looked nothing alike.
That morning we had all gotten vaccinated together, and part of the way to qualify for the vaccine was to learn to play a basic song on a violin. I woke up with a feeling of extreme sorrow.
09-05-2021
Jotaro Kujo was my older brother. We lived on a farm. A toddler (unrelated to either of us) went missing on the farm. We looked for her but never found her, and then there was a timeskip to twenty years later, which was when her remains were found. Jotaro and I weren't close but he was a good brother.
14-05-2021
It was wartime, and my aunt was an army general, but not officially because the army had been disbanded. A group of ex-soldiers still followed her every command, though.
We turned her house into barracks for the soldiers to sleep in. They had a lot of a kind of famous chinese liquor that people could either drink or use as an ingredient to make bombs. One day, they ran out of the liquor, and they all started panicking. I went to my grandma's house, and she started explaining to me that my aunt's sister was actually really good friends with my other aunt's ex, to the point that she completely believed he was a normal guy even though he got banned from every local store for stealing alcohol.
I got thrown out of my house and ended up in a city in America. I wasn't doing well mentally, making up fantasy scenarios to keep myself distracted while applying for jobs, stealing from stores to stay fed, and moving from cheap hotel to cheap hotel. I was kind of floating through life, not really experiencing it.
At one point I was at a makeup store branded after Lizzo (the singer) and I stole a bunch of makeup, candy and clay I didn't need. I then ran downstairs into the busy streets. There was really bad weather coming, and people were rioting in the streets, fighting each other and attacking law enforcement. I just kept running because I wanted to go back to my hotel room. By the time I was almost at my hotel it was already dark outside, and a teacher I used to have in elementary school drove up to me in his car and told me to go give back the clay I stole.
16-05-2021
my friend made me a grilled cheese sandwich. There was a newborn baby rabbit on the plate as a garnish, so small it didn't have any fur yet.
27-05-2021
I went on vacation to a place in the south part of my country. There was a museum there where the gimmick was that you were allowed to touch all exhibits and the floors were made out of actual grass. It was themed after healthy foods and protecting the environment. I was there with my friend. We were discussing vacations, and I mentioned I had been on vacation to Surrey four times in the last two months. My friend mentioned he had wanted to go to Surrey once in 2012, but just as he was about to go there there had been an outbreak of some virus. In my dream, Surrey was a tiny, quaint town with a small train station.
02-06-2021
My friend came to my house. I went to change my shirt, and when I came back downstairs he had left the house and somehow gotten lost in an abandoned mineshaft.
05-06-2021
My ex changed their name to Ruben, and to be supportive I changed their contact name in my phone to Ruben too. A short moment later they video called me. I didn't pick up, and instead checked their social media, where they were talking about regretting telling people their name was Ruben now. I panicked and deleted their number from my phone.
13-06-2021
My friend had a terminal disease like cancer. I asked him to meet up with me IRL before he died, and he said no and blocked me everywhere.
21-06-2021
I was at my grandma's house, hanging out with my aunt. We overheard a conversation outside between a man and a woman. The man came to my aunt and said he wanted to ask the woman out but he was afraid, so he needed my aunt's advice.
The woman had a painting in her house she was really obsessed with, so the guy wanted to give her a gift related to the painting. My aunt didn't know what to say so I said, "Well, maybe you can just act interested and ask her about the painting," and the guy was really surprised because he had never considered anything remotely like that. We helped this guy with matchmaking for ages but never saw the woman.
23-06-2021
I started a blog about the reoccuring nightmares I was having. I had several, but one I apparently had almost every night was about me giving birth to a bulldog. I also didn't own a bed and slept on a giant leather couch. Later in the dream, my aunt broke into my grandma's house to illegally download music on her computer so she could make a hacked RuneScape client that had modern pop music instead of the default soundtrack.
28-06-2021
I was a moderator of the subreddit r/icelandic. r/icelandic was a subreddit where you would post things you found that belonged in other places. It had around 3000 members.
03-07-2021
I wasn't myself, but some guy and I was in America and needed to escape to somewhere for a reason I don’t remember. Someone told me that my brother was staying at a hotel near the Canadian border and I could stay with him for a few days and then escape. This hotel was kind of weird. It seemed completely abandoned when I first entered it but I soon met the owner, who was an older guy. He allowed me to sign in and showed me where my brother was staying. He did mention that this hotel was animal themed and thus whenever I left my hotel room I would have to wear an animal ears headband. The animal was pre-chosen for me. I was a cheetah. My brother was an otter.
I met my brother at the breakfast buffet in the hotel and he seemed quite worried to see me there. We ate our breakfast and went back to our room, which he wasn’t allowed to lock because the owner was usually allowed to walk into the rooms whenever except at night but it wasn’t night yet. My brother explained that this hotel was hard to escape from. The animal ears were some kind of magical thing that would slowly turn you into said animal if you wore them too frequently. We were supposed to always wear them but my brother told me not to wear them when in our room and also that I could wear a hood when outside so people couldn’t see that I wasn’t wearing them. He also explained that it was really hard to leave the place because people would keep pressuring you to stay in the hotel and do activities there instead of sightseeing. My brother and I were intending to leave in about a week but until then we had to act natural.
We tried to pretend to enjoy the life at the hotel. We mainly stayed in our room, but talked to other people staying there a bit too. I mainly befriended one girl there, a British girl whose animal was some kind of salamander. She also seemed like she wanted to leave. She mentioned that one of the places we were allowed to go to was a nearby cafe that pretty much only animal people went to, but it wasn’t much safer there than here.
At one point in the week the owner and his wife came to have dinner with us and I accidentally squished a bug that was on the dinner table. She started screaming and crying and it took a long time to calm her down with me profusely apologizing. The owner was constantly walking around the hotel to make sure nobody tried to leave. His younger cousin also worked for him and also walked the halls.
Eventually it was time for us to leave and we donned our animal headbands and went downstairs. We left our luggage in the hotel because otherwise it would be suspicious; we put our most important stuff in small backpacks. We had chosen a time when the owner wasn’t there (Wednesday afternoons). We went downstairs and told the lady downstairs we were signing out but would return in a few days. This seemed to satisfy her and we left.
We encountered the owner on our way out and said we were just going to that cafe the British girl had mentioned. He seemed satisfied with that. So we went there and the British girl was there and also the owner’s cousin, who seemed to suspect we were leaving and attacked me. I defiantly took off my headband and fought him, eventually winning. My brother, the British girl and I escaped the cafe and took a bus to the airport. It then switched POV to the British girl, who went back to her city in England and now worked there as a taxi driver.
The credits rolled, and it was revealed that this was all a movie directed by Charlie Kaufman.
11-07-2021
I went to see a movie with a friend. The movie was about a boy who had a mysterious illness. One of his symptoms was that whenever he did anything remotely strenuous his skin would turn red and blue like he had really bad bruises. He got a lot of gifts from neighbors who felt bad for him. One of his neighbors turned out to be in organized crime.
My friend and I were almost completely alone in the movie theatre, so we whispered to each other about stuff without being afraid to annoy others. At one point, I kissed him out of nowhere, and he told me to wait until a scene in the movie was over. I waited, and when it was over we kissed.
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